Luke: Mom, I want to go to Texas A&M.
Me: Well OK, Luke, that's where Daddy went so that would be good.
Luke: It doesn't matter, you know. I could go to Texas Longhorns too.
Me: Yes you could. We just think it's important that you go somewhere.
Luke: What's college like?
Me: Well, you study hard and make a lot of new friends and there are sports you can do and activities you can do.
Luke: Do they have good cereal where you eat? Hey, where do you eat at college?
Me: In a dining hall, usually, like your cafeteria but bigger.
Luke: And do they have a boys' college and a girls' college?
Me: Some schools are only boys or only girls, but UT and A&M are co-ed. That means both boys and girls go.
Luke: Do they have boy houses and girl houses to live in?
Me: The dorms? Well, you'll share a dorm room with another boy.
Luke: Is it like a big party in the boys' house?
Me: (carefully) Well, there are parties at college that you can go to if you finish all your homework.
Luke: Do they have BOUNCE HOUSES at college parties??